This sounds a lot more like our house. I guess maybe sometimes we can get too comfortable with each other?? We have been together since we were kids and married/living together for five years before kids in a one room studio so...I guess your gals are lucky then, mine sometimes still thinks its the 4th grade and hes sharing his cooties with the girl he likes. Sometimes its funny and sometimes its just wrong and the only answer I get back is "Must have been what you cooked".
I am thinking up my payback plan now.
Lmao, Christopher! That's funnyMy wife once threw a cup of sugar on me as soon as I walked out of the shower--before I toweled off. She told me I needed some sweetness and maybe then they wouldn't smell so bad.
(feel bad giving you advice against another guy but oh well)