Let's look back and smile at the nostalgia that this one evokes... Its entertaining too...
Do you Remember Life Before the Computers?
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!
Do you Remember Life Before the Computers?
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!