Reminds me of this joke:
After a routine physical exam a 50 year old
man was told by his doctor that he was doing
"fairly well" for his age.Concerned,the
man asked,Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
"Do you smoke,drink or do drugs?"the
doctor asked.
The man said,"Nope."
"Do you eat lots of red meat?"the doctor asked.
"Nope." the man said."My last doctor said told me
I shouldn't."
The doctor said,"Do you spend a lot of
time in the sun engaging in such activities as
golfing,sailing,hiking or cycling?"
The man said,"nope."
The doctor then asked,"Do you gamble,
drive fast cars or engage in lots of unprotected
sex?"
" Nope",the man answered.
"Well," the doctor said,"then why do you
even give a care how long you live?"